Apu's loyalty to cs is superseded only by schrooms and acid... and possibly
alcohol. His free-willed, high-decibel screaching in vent has actually caused
several members of our team to go deaf. In his free time, Apu enjoys being
thrown out of windows and serving jail time for getting beaten up.
<apu-teh-suck> i think i was more sad about not being able to play on the computer till the 27th rather than being in jail